Back in da 90s I used to rock da MC Hammer pants, they were hot pink and dey had orange stripes to da knee, and then da orange stripes stopped and green polka dots started.
Here they are:
I loved them so much, but when Martha married me I found out MC Hammer is a convicted terrorist in Yeti Land and doin' anything to look like him is a criminal offense punishable by the yetis making u b ded, and thats not really fun, sorta like monopoly isnt fun when u go 2 jail cos u dont get 2 pass GO and collect $200 i mean wats the point of playing Monopoly if u dont get you $200?
In highschool I gotted a $200 scholarship so i kan go 2 kollege and b a kollege stoodent, and it was really easy all i had 2 do was go 2 da prom in a tuxedo made entirely of those pad things ladies put in der underwears.
I gotted da scholarship and wen i got 2 kollege i told everybody about how i getted da money, and they slapped a big "LOSER" sign on my forehead and kicked me out. I can only assume they were jealous of my awesome pants and all mah money, so bein called a "LOSER" is a good thing, right?
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